Kids.....

So i go and pick up my kids today from school. The teacher pulls me a side and wants to talk to me about Bandit. Apparently this is how the conversation Bandit and his teacher had today:

teacher: Bandit you have to finish your homework in class.

Bandit: "My mom didnt help me with it."

Teacher: "Your mom cant help you with it, she doesnt know the story, you were suppposed to go home and write about the story we read in class.

Bandit: "My mom knows the story"

Teacher: No we read it in class. How does she know the story?

Bandit: Moms know EVERYTHING!!!


I guess my kids do actually listen to me.