So my husband and I decided to go ahead and give Bandit permission to defend himself at school.
Husband: If someone hits you, bites you or physically hurts you again you defend yourself.
Bandit: How do I defend myself?
Husband: You punch the kid in the nose!
Bandit: (Giggles)
So the kids go to school the next day and Bandit walks into the house after school.
Mom: Hi how was your day?
BAndit: Mom!!! the vice principle came and talked to me today.
Mom: Yeah what did she say?
Bandit: I told her my mom told me to punch the kid in the nose! She told me never hit a kid in the nose and to just go tell her.
Mom: WHAT!! I NEVER TOLD YOU TO DO THAT!
Bandit: Yeah but Daddy did!
Mom: Why did you tell her i said that?
Bandit: I dont know.....
Luckily when the principle called me, she didnt mention their little talk!